This is fantastic news about Alzheimer’s research. I will have to see if I can find the studies on it. As someone who is genetically predisposed to Alzheimer’s, this sounds very promising.
Missing out on drinking something that tastes mildly like someone dissolved a single skittle in a cup of hot water mixed with a teaspoon of dirt? Nah. I’m good. 🤭
“Science, welcome to the party. Grandma’s been waiting.” That line deserves a Nobel Prize in Shade.
Honestly, this whole piece reads like Hunter S. Thompson reincarnated as a neurologically anxious oracle. From EGCG salvation to Mars BBQ to the walking meme that is Gunther Eagleman, you nailed the trifecta: brains, bombs, and bullshit.
And let’s be real. If the apocalypse is coming, I’d rather face it with green tea in one hand and your feed in the other than trust Musk, Putin, or a man whose war strategy is "mean tweet the nukes away."
Keep swinging the hammer. Some of us are still trying to knock the dents out of reality.
This is fantastic news about Alzheimer’s research. I will have to see if I can find the studies on it. As someone who is genetically predisposed to Alzheimer’s, this sounds very promising.
Also promising? We have green tea at home for you! Hehehe! I'll make you a cup when you come in!
Ugh. I need it in a capsule form. I don’t particularly enjoy tea 🤢
You are in luck, I do believe that exists. We really got to figure out how to get you over your tea thing someday man. You're missing out.
Missing out on drinking something that tastes mildly like someone dissolved a single skittle in a cup of hot water mixed with a teaspoon of dirt? Nah. I’m good. 🤭
“Science, welcome to the party. Grandma’s been waiting.” That line deserves a Nobel Prize in Shade.
Honestly, this whole piece reads like Hunter S. Thompson reincarnated as a neurologically anxious oracle. From EGCG salvation to Mars BBQ to the walking meme that is Gunther Eagleman, you nailed the trifecta: brains, bombs, and bullshit.
And let’s be real. If the apocalypse is coming, I’d rather face it with green tea in one hand and your feed in the other than trust Musk, Putin, or a man whose war strategy is "mean tweet the nukes away."
Keep swinging the hammer. Some of us are still trying to knock the dents out of reality.
Right?
I will always prefer facing the end times with tea in my hand! 😄
Its type 3 diabetes. Stop eating so many carbs. .
Hu?